BASIC PAC

Beleaguered Americans Seeking Institutional Competence—because democracy isn't supposed to be entertaining, but making it boring again can be.

Timeline

Sep 2025 — BASIC is born. Website goes live. Democracy exhales.
Oct 2025 We file with the FEC, officially becoming part of the problem (so we can fix it).
Nov 2025 Launch our first spectacle: These Two Suck (T2S). Fundraising begins. Schadenfreude encouraged.
Dec 2025 Finalize the rules for how America will democratically decide who, in fact, sucks the most.
Feb 2026 Winners (losers) selected. May God have mercy on their mentions.
Mar 2026 First primaries. BASIC enters the arena. Still no merch? scandal.
Sep 2026 Final primaries wrap. Political careers brace for impact.
Nov 2026 Elections. Democracy does its thing. BASIC takes partial credit either way.

Every election cycle, we select two members of Congress most dedicated to making America dumber — one from each party.

We fund challengers who actually want to govern, not trend on cable news.

The campaign is called These Two Suck.
Because they do.